i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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