that's an acceptable place to lick
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Randomize
