just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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