I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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