we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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