So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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