5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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