im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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