Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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