you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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