Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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