census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
third nipple confirmed
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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