I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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