i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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