Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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So many bounce houses so little time
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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