I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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