Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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