brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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