I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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