The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I think people are normalizing furries
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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