allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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