In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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