I'm jealous of your bromance
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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