Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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