K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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