Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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