The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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