Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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