STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to have your abortion
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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