That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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