It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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