I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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