I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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