remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Randomize
