i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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