Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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