How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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