so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Congratulations! We have a period
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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