i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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