He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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