Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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