What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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