i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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