You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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