you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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