i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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