Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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