Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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