Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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