he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
