saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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