I swear she didn't look like that last week.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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