Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
