Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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