Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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